❝You make sense of who I am❞
Michael would be the type of boyfriend where in interviews if he got asked about you instead of being like “she’s the most gorgeous girl I’ve ever laid my eyes on” he’d be like “she’s fucking hot her boobs are great” don’t even fight me on this
This week on You Didn’t Know You Were a Satanist
Thats one reason I am a satanist
Basically I’m a satanist because basically satanism tells you to be a decent human being
My favorite bit of irony…..
so this is a thing
have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think
"i don’t like one direction. they’re so gay," i say. my fellow single heterosexual bros erupt in applause. i receive 50 Man points and level up to become the Manliest of Men. i’m so original and creative. what a sick burn.
LUKE ROBERT HEMMINGS VOICE CRACKING SEVERAL DIFFERENT TIMES DURING ONE PERFORMANCE OF WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU AKA MY RELIGION
But this looks so punk rock
Once is chance
Twice is coincidence
Third time is a pattern
And i am undecided about the Midnight Memories X-Factor performance (3.40)
Ladies and Gentlemen: lips licking, their new signal!
Fifth time is life
In just going to come right out and say it: when my husband and I do that, it means “It’s time for a blowjob.”